Texas Sayings

Great Texas Line Press
Texas Sayings

Texas Sayings

Great Texas Line Press
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Your purchase changes lives.
Texans love to brag, exaggerate and give you their opinion whether you want it or not. In Texas Lingo, she isn't just bad, she's so low you can't put a rug under her; and he'd steal the cross off a church. So here's everything but the hair, horns and holler...the finest and funniest sayings from the past and present, updated and enlarged with a bunch more Lone Star witticisms. We've included some of the cleverest utterances of Lyndon Baines Johnson, Molly Ivins, Ann Richards, John Hightower, Dan Rather and Darrell Royal.
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We utilize a small team to pick, pack, and ship orders with care. Fulfillment for select orders may take 3-5 days (though we will do our best for it to be faster).

We currently ship to the contiguous United States and Alaska.

  • $10 flat rate shipping (TX)
  • $12 flat rate shipping (All other states)

We take great pride in the quality of our merchandise. If for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase from heartisans.org, we offer a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return. Custom orders are non-returnable.

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