This Isn't a Book (It's a Smoochin Disguise)

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This Isn't a Book (It's a Smoochin Disguise)

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Your purchase changes lives.

THE DETAILS

Written by M.H. Clark

Illustrated by Katie Vernon

“This isn’t a book. It’s a smooch in disguise.
(Just because you’re my absolute favorite—that’s why.)
It’s a smooch that just perfectly brightens your day.
I want you to know I designed it that way.”

This may look like a book, but it’s really a peck you get to plant on your sweetie, even when you can’t give one in person. It’s a smooch you can tuck into their suitcase when they’re going on a big trip or send by mail if they live far apart. Adorable illustrations of squirrel sweethearts and fun-loving rhymes help you tell your partner how special they are. It’s a unique, flirty gift, packed with kisses that never wear out.

 

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We currently ship to the contiguous United States and Alaska.

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